Trucker by Charlie Vickers 11/27/05

American Astronaut by Pavel 8/18/05

Dinner For Two, Dog Balls by anonymous 7/18/05

Double Infinities, Sperm by Arcadio Matos, Jr. 7/5/05

Flat Tire by Dan Lam by way of Sherrett Walker, 7/1/05

Reach-Around Straight by Anonymous, 6/24/05

Jack & Jill by Tony Andrews, 6/21/05

Kalashnikov (the creator of the Ak-47 gun) and Chip and a Chair by Chase Ogden, 6/3/05

Sailboats by both Kempis and Juan, 6/2/05

Dirty Harry (44 mag.) by Jeff Inman, 5/9/05

47's, Ruskie, Terrorist by Wilfred Wong, 3/23/05

Three Muskateers by Francine, 3/19/05

Little Sticky, Sonofabitch by Chad Johnson, 3/10/05

The Spanker by glin, 12/10/04

Pins by Jeff Marshall, 11/17/04

Bitches by anonymous, 10/24/04

pair of eights by glin, 8/26/04

Crap by glin, 8/26/04

Warthog by glin, 8/26/04

Massengill, The Runs contributed by anonymous, 6/25/04

J. Lo contributed by Minkz Ngo, 6/25/04

Big Bottom contributed by Jeff Marshall, 6/25/04

Manute Bol, Spud Webb: unknown origins